Thursday, April 19, 2007



PLEASE STAND BY..

Where the hell have I been? Thanks for the e mails from all of those that checked up on me to see if I was alive!--its alive its alive... Just been busy as fuck...House is being redone- Work is insane-the dog has a rash-yada yada yada...I will be back as much as I can......In the meantime--check out some of the blogs I lova lova to the right. They are all entertaining and a few of them have alot of man flesh which is always good....I will say this...Thank GOD Sungina is off American Idol......be back soon bitches!!


This Made Me Laugh...
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a pharmacy on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how you could tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in McDonald's

ok not that great but it made me laugh--something is wrong with me huh?

Wednesday, April 11, 2007




A domestic partner bill for Washington state which passed the Senate last month and passed the House yesterday by a vote of 63-35 is headed to Governor Christine Gregoire who is expected to sign it
According to the Seattle Times, "The legislation would give gay and lesbian couples the right to visit a partner in the hospital, inherit a partner's property without a will and make funeral arrangements, among other things. Those rights also would be extended to unmarried heterosexual couples in which at least one partner is 62 or older. Supporters say older heterosexuals were included because they face the possibility of losing pension rights and Social Security benefits if they remarry.
Last July,
the state's highest court ruled that Washington's 'Defense of Marriage Act' did not violate the state's constitution. Proponents of same-sex marriage who suffered a setback then see the domestic partner bill as an important first step to getting marriage rights back on track for gays and lesbians.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

My Type...
Rose McGowan

Gotta love this gal...I just love her skin....has anyone seen the new movie shes in with her machine gun leg yet? I heard its pretty good-- We are behind in movies big time -- We plan to go see Blades Of Glory this Sunday -- I know... mindless bullcrap that's stupid but I think we will at least laugh and I need that right now badly ...kinda in a depressed mode these days ...I am so not a Will Ferrell fan so he is damm lucky we are giving his film $.... After he ruined Bewitched I have kinda hated him since..He reminds me of another comedian that was all over for sometime and then poof was gone ....Jremember Jim Carrey...icky!
PUMA Boy...

Just got a nice Puma sweatsuit in San Fran...Had to get one just like the Eric on the Amazing Race...The ass on this man is perfecto no?

Friday, April 06, 2007


Happy Easter to you...
My Easter Basket Wish.....

Hope Daniel Craig is in my Easter Basket this Sunday....Hope you all have a nice Easter too! Hope you bitches find the golden egg....
Motorcycle Motorcycle- Vroom Vroom Vroom...

Talk about cute and ALOT of Underwear's! Jeff and I picked up a bunch of new panties at H&M and some fun stores on Castro.....Love to get new panties...don't you? Jeff loved the mannequin models as they had such large packages and big booties!


Jared Leto Transformation...

I'm sure you all have seen this already...so looking at our pics from our trip to San Fran this last weekend...I truly look like a tubby tuba and I am so getting a double fucking chin!!! Looks like the liquid diet starts on Monday...No Joke....I am going to really commit to losing weight and getting in shape....I want to look decent this summer.....My clothes are just getting way to tight.....Fingers-toes and eyes crossed that I can do it...

Blake Lewis Sitting On Chris Richardsons Lap

Such a cute picture of these 2 American Idol lovers huh? ---ok ok..Don't get your pantie's and bvd's in a bunch you Idol freaks....so its a fake I hear --I still think its awwwwww sooooo cute!!! Thank you photoshoppers-ha!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

OUT
On newstands now......Looks like a good one too...bet mine arrives tonite from my freaky postal lady....


Back From San Francisco!

Busy as a fricken bee though....Will tell you all about it soon...Most of all-- Tired as heck..Still recoupin! Too much fun! Shopping- Touring and yes drinking like a fish....So many men so little time so many stores not enough mula....