David Arquette?

This actually reminds me of my 10th grade tolo picture--I was going through my punk stage---it was all about The Clash, Haircut 100 and groups like that...Looks like he went wild on the brows...

Well this is fun....

JASON BIGGS?

This actually looks like my 8th grade picture..LOL

Freddie? Nah... I dont see it.....maybe the nose and hair color....hes a nice looking fellow but i dont think this one is me at all......maybe back in my drug days--anyone have some MDA or Crystal? Or a hit of Acid? opps TMI!!!!

Fabio Cannavarro

So this is my profile match? Nuh uh! Hes quite cute actually ---but gosh those big brows....anyhow lets check on a few other matches...

Profile Yourself!
Pretty Cool!

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face_recognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&restore&category=1

This link takes you to a site that lets you upload a photo, and it will match the face in the photo to a celebrity!!!!!!

Ok so my celeb matches were quite an assortment-

Fabio Cannavarro
Adam Boody
Freddie Prince
Pele
Clive Owen
Robin Williams
Tom Cruise
Matthew McConaughey--No shit!

Then I did the pic below of Kandis and I from New Years---very cool as you can do a pic with two people and it does both!

Kandis got-
Jenifer Lopez
Janet Leigh
Kate Winslet
Adrianna Lima
Jenifer Love Hewitt
Michelle Phieffer

I got-
Jason Biggs
David Arquette
Jessica Alba
Andy Macdowell
Alicia Silverstone
Tom Cruise

Ok so I have a some fem characteristics.....I would be Jessica Alba any day though as I would work that!

Then of course I had to do my sweetie..

Jeff got--
Jessie Metcafe
Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt

thats it the turd....
I love my turd....

TODAY IS OUR 8th Anniversary!

Boys and Toys

This is what I used to do with my GI JOE--my favorite thing was to take off his clothes and bath him in a mud puddle outside...So you still think we are not born GAY? Get a clue--the clue phone is ringing for some of you and you need to pick it up...Anyhow I hate to say it but this toy thing is HOT...Toy and boys...love it!!

I Like Him #2

Nick Lachey--love love love him and even more so now that he and that air head bubble brain is out of his life--I hope he finds happiness and most of all lots of stardom with out the Simpson family--most importantly her gross out dad Joe Simpson--yikes! I dont like her or her family much.....they remind me of people who hide who they really are behind religion--you know the type! I know you all do.. I think she is pretty but I dont like her much anymore...I pick Nick...who do you pick? Boys rule....

like him #1

Saw Jarhead over the weekend--good movie...I have to say I love Jake more and more... He is one of those that has grown on me/us dont you think? Anyhow...I like him alot....

Back in January --My mom even mentioned that she thought he would be the one I mention in a contest we played at our candle party for favorite male star...I said Brad Pitt at the time--Mothers know best she knew what I liked before I did...

I leave you with Toms Bulge...

Ok ...this is real it is a still from a video downloaded from an episode of Smallville of Tom Welling running along while his shlong goes to and fro...Its one of many pics that show our boy Tom to have a big o pee pee...ha! I am sorry to those that visit daily and have notice how slow I am to blog daily--I am busy with work and some other things at home and just have been bombarded with shit..I feel like a drone...Anyhow I will blog if and when I can for the next few weeks--please bear with me during this time--I promise to be up and running soon--with my daily crap whats going on my view and so on and on ---and of course men that make you wannna well you know.... Till then--- keep on trucking!!!

Good Times...

Heres my buddy Eric--from Skoooozle---he is Tuesdays hot man...Check out more of him alot more at

http://www.skoooozle.com/

I would have him on my blog roll if I knew how to do it!! ha! Cheers!

Skoooozle

Communicated with a fine fellow--Eric from over at Skooozle/Therapy for A Gay Exhibitionist--Very nice guy!!...He added RAH to his blog roll and had some words of encouragement...Happy me as I don't know what the hell Im doing most of the time...Here is a nice pic of Eric and his partner Jeff...Anyhow good to read and get into someone's world and for me it hit home on a few issues--I know for some of us boys we have that special type of childhood--we just have these types of things happen in our youth -- more on that later... He is honest and direct and I enjoyed it alot... He is an exhibitionist so nudity is his thing...Hes a looker so its worth it-- I will make sure to post some hot pics of Eric real soon...Cheers to Eric--Visit him at -----http://www.skoooozle.com/

Seven Reasons Why Gay People Are Better Than Straight People
You know you think it all the time. Now we justify it for you.
EDITOR’S NOTE: We do not think all gay people are better than all straight people. We, in fact, do not think all gay people are anything. (Or all straight people, for that matter.) These are just some general observations. So please, lighten up.

from OUT.... http://www.out.com/detail.asp?id=16566

) When we have kids it’s because we really want them.Goodness knows we all hear about those silly “breeders” who practice unsafe sex and then get a “surprise” one day. Gay people don’t have it so easy. When we want to have children there’s always a third party (be it a test-tube, a surrogate, an adoption agency, etc.), adding to the already great challenge of deciding to become a mother or a father. We’re not saying it makes us better parents, but… OK, that’s what we’re saying.

2) We have better style.If we didn’t, would there have been a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? We think not. And given that most celebrated male fashion designers bat for our team, we rest our case.

3) We set the trends.How else can you explain us wearing $500 designer jeans years before they were popular? And where would metrosexuality be if we hadn’t been getting ourselves plucked and waxed for eons? These may not be good things, but still, we were there first.

4) We take better care of ourselves.You know you walked into your 10-year high school reunion with more hair, fewer wrinkles, less fat, and better fashion than any other guy in your class. Be proud.

5) When it comes to partying, we do it up right.Every straight gal pal of yours (and some of your hetero guy friends too) tells you they have more fun at a gay club than they do at a straight club. And naturally most of the hottest party planners are queer. It’s because we’re more fun. No really, we are.

6) We are devoted.Be good to us, we’ll be good to you. No matter the generation, we stick with our divas (see Judy, Barbra, Bette, Madonna). And, hey, we’re brand loyal too!

7) Watch out for our wit.Growing up as outsiders (to one degree or another) forces us to be verbally fast on our feet. So be nice, or a cutting remark will slice you down to size.

IS IT FRIDAY YET?

So I wanted to do a little spring cleaning and changed my blog background template etc..little did I know I would lose my site meter and Bush Count down...SHUCKS! I am pissed..Oh well now I know! So I think I have had about 600 visits since I started this thing and it has been fun...Now I start all over again.....Not many comments though--that would be fun to get...So If you are reading this how about comment on something whether its good or bad and or say hello...Oh shit..I just noticed I lost My Frapper map too! oh golly lets see if I can get that back as well...

NEW James Bond---Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig is looking to be my favorite James Bond.... I do like all the Bonds--My favs were Sean Connery and then Rodger Moore---

From these pics I cant wait to see this new Bond flick Casino Royale!!!

HELL MONDAY MONDAY

Kandis and Scotts wedding was a blast this last weekend-- I will post pics later--it was a event to remember forever-they are now M/M Kellar...cute!

So I have cried a few times today...

Im sick as a dog...My throat feels like hell and I feel like Im about to pass out.

Some of the people I work with suck ass and not the good suck ass...they are mean and territorial and don't want to share how thing work and procedures go--and when they offer it is done in away to make you feel stupid and then they are condesending to the max....They get off on making me look stupid and talk to me that way---I know they want me to fail----now most of the time I can play hardball with them and not let them get to me but today I broke down I had a good cry after one of them made me feel like an idiot---they are mean mean mean - My manager says to hang in there and try to ignore the negative vibe this place puts off....long story short--I think they may all be mad? or maybe envious? Shit I dont know but since I just walked in and got a lead position that may be a good indication for the cold shoulder?......Thats my guess but who knows --- maybe they are all just a bunch of asses all the time---- its ok though as I think they all look inbred and are pretty ugly..maybe thats why they are all so bitter....its to bad Im fragile right now and not up to par....I would usually tell someone like her fat ass off...Oh that day will come believe me --in time in time kids ..... I cant wait....losers!

The water heater blew up yesterday--So I am dealing with insurance people from hell--a plumber from hell and Im sure we wont have hot water anytime soon...today is day two.. I just hope we can get it done tonite or tomorrow. ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I should of just installed it ourselves! How Butch!!! but then they would not cover our water heater in the future--its a bunch of bull shit---I HATE this crap...so bear with me in this time of crisis....

Do a prayer as well--we need it....

FRIDAYS HOT ASS

Now this is one big ol rumpola....He has enough ass to share...not sure about the ricebowl haircut though...

I need to get on a bike this weekend!

Cheers!

2006 WINTER OLYMPICS

I havent had much time to watch all the events this year but I wanted to say that I think we had a good showing not to mention some hot men that represented the USA well...Yes---even with all the drama and some medals that did not transpire--it was still fun and I look forward to the next one! Its is going to be in Vancouver BC Whistler!!!! Our great neighbors in the North!!! Plus its only 200 miles away from Seattle!!! Again CHEERS to all our althletes!!! Like the condom rings? I think they passed these out in the Olympic villiage this year...

MATT M's Bulger

All over the blogs right now..So I will join the party --- I remember his first pics in Interview mag..back in the early 90s or maybe it was the late 80's---He was in cut off denim shorts with Ashley Judd--- HOT!!! -----Gotta admit this is impressive---you dont usually capture a missle like this on him...who knew? Penelope is one lucky gal! She knows....

SuperBoy Spank!

This is so GAY and I love it...I knew alot of boys growing up that were into comics and such...those were the days. More on that later...have you read this months OUT? Good article on boys and men that rub on each other---I was a rubber with all those kinky ass boys in high school...more on that later...I personally was a Cracked and Mad magazine boy- what did you read?

SPANK ME DADDY!!!!

Mr Collin Part 2

Not sure if this is one of those real ones or made up ones--they do this all the time...looks good enough for me--it reminds me of the one on the love doll....

Kandis would like this shlong too

Love Doll PARTY!!!

So we hosted a party last Friday night for the kids..Kandis and Scott's last real party as singles...We didn't get real strippers but the love dolls were quite popular--as you can see Scott and Kandis had a good time--I think everyone at the party had fun with the dolls...Starla and Val are the pics on the bottom..Everytime I take a peek at them I have to laugh as they were not happy with the big pee pee being around the house...Val made sure that Kanids took big Dex home.. I think some of the boys wanted to take him home instead....Check out Kandis...gosh Scott is a lucky boy she looks like she knows how to treat a shlong....LOL!!!!!!

Kandis and I

Kandis and I on New Years eve 2005. We rang in the New Year 2006 with a few of our dearest friends..it was quiet and very special! 06 is a special year for our circle of friends--some of us are htting the milestones the big 40--some the big 30 and some have that special plastic surgery lined up...ha just kidding!!!....and Kandis and Scotty boy are getting hitched this Saturday! Its going to be fun, special and wonderful.....I remember when she brought Scott over to Jeff and I's new home--we had just purchased it and was painting it...They had hooked up the night before and they were all in fresh love. Well here we are 7 years later and the kids are tying the knot... they are still in fresh love and Im going to cry like a big baby--Im sure Ill cry more than the brides mother!!

Whats going on?

So I have been busy as heck...Haven't had the time to blog and its a sad thing..notice I am getting a nice amount of visitors to my blog which is really cool and exciting...

Hey if you visit.... make sure to add yourself to the frapper map...so far I only have 2...how sad- boo hoo hoo...anyhow if you like what I say or don't please comment on my daily whines, jibber jabber and such... at least comment on the cute guys...Where are my gay peeps? ha ha... But seriously it would be nice to hear from some of you whether its positive or negative--all comments are welcomed!

Jeff and I are so busys with our jobs right now--its like our hairs on fire just so dang busy thats its insane...I promise to try to keep up and at least post some interesting stuff and of course some cute men in between this craziness.......

Super Cute Pic of Mr Collin

Collin is one of those boys that looks really good and then sometimes not so good..this particular pic I came across is quite nice dont ya think? Did you happen to see his sex tape pics? They were better then the gossip that surrounded it...Anyhow he deserves a good stare down as he looks fine in this pic....

Jimmy Dean....

Happy Belated Birthday Jimmy!

Jeff and I love you and we are sorry we missed your B day last week... James Dean would of been 75 on 2/8 and although his tragic death at age 24 limited his career to only three major films, he is remembered as one of the greatest actors of all time. And one hot man! He will forever remain a timeless icon......Not many stars of today will reach this status...

SURVIVE THIS...

Do you think the below pics are real? Im pretty sure they are fake...golly Mr Jeff ......you dont seem like the type to pose for this type of thing...

So you think a nakkid survior would be a good show? I do...BTW this is my first nakkid post on my blog so since its a fake it doesnt count...

SURVIVE THIS.....

Superman Brandon Routh

Superman is played by newcomer Brandon Routh. He stars opposite Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane and Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor. Brandon's done some modelling and daytime TV in the past, but most importantly he looks great in a side-parting and with his pants above his tights. For those of you who would like to find out more about Brandon you can visit http://www.brandonrouth.com/

Superman returns with a WAY BIG package I guess---Storys have been circulating that his SUPERSIZE package had the studio folks nervous...His blockbuster bulge was too big so they removed it digitally...Shucks! but it was also rumored that Bryan Singer the producer of the movie, secretly considered leaving the bulge just like it was; in his opinion it could attract a large gay crowd...hmmmm

My Cupid For Valentines .....

I cant get enough of this god..Steve Sandross..

Hes a hunk and he is the one and only man post for Valentines today... very deserving indeed. He can be my cupid anytime--that is besides my hunny Jeff...Smoking hot...!!!

Happy VD to all--be good to your significant other and if you dont have a love this year I do suggest for you to out and find one or go to the love store and get something to get your rocks off tonite...cum one .......cum all...yippee!!! Let me hear you SCREAM!!! later gators...

Saint Valentines
Message

Saint Valentine is a martyred saint who lived in the late 3rd century.

Originally, zealous priests had designated the day to honor the saint in hopes to "abolish the heathen's lewd superstitious custom of boys drawing the names of girls, in honor of their goddess Februata Juno. Of the numerous legends involving Saint Valentine, one states that the saint was jailed (and eventually, beheaded) not only for refusing to renounce his faith, but also for continually marrying young Christian couples, even though the Roman emperor strictly forbade the practice (based on his personal religious beliefs).
Can you imagine a government that forbids couples from marrying based on the religious beliefs of governmental leaders? A government that forbids these marriages and legal actions are taken to eliminate the practice?

Gosh we sure have come along way huh?

NEW OUT.....

Great issue..we just received yesterday and LOVED the white hot spread...I guess I better keep those white jeans I picked up over the weekend...So I havent had much time to blog..The new job is keeping me busy and we are hosting Kandis and Scotts last big cocktail party as singles on Friday night..We and the girls planned a very cool night and I will make sure to blog the pics of of the hotness....They get married next Saturday and so this is the last horray....I gots to jet to a meeting so I will blog later....

MMM MMM Good


Oh my!!! what can I say?

Lick me... beat me..... spank me....

Pre Valentines HOTTIE...

Thanks to Steph and Alex at Oh la la for the hotness
http://www.ohlalaparis.com/ohlalaparis/

ALIKA...

This is our big boy Alika--hes Mailes Bro--this week makes 4 years we have the little buggers...They turned 4 in December....Jeff and I got them for each other 4 years ago for Valentines--They really have brought us so much joy and happiness!!! We are proud parents thats for sure..nowadays everyone has dogs--we were ahead of the trend...Now I just wonder if my white painter pocket Dickie jeans will come in? I got them yesterday at Walmart? hmmm...they are quite cute.....Jeff liked em as he said they were tight..Skin on a grape if you ask me----- I need a size up!! LOL!!

MADGE---

Love these pics I came across this am...Shes looking quite good dont ya think...Gotta give props to good ol Madonna she will always be cool...It hard to believe as I came out when I was 18 (in 1984)...yikes!!! Anyhow we all thought she was a black chick as we jammed to her song "Holiday" at a special club called the Monastery here in Seattle back in the day...We could write up a whole blog on the Monastery anyhow wil talk about later for sure ---Then her song Borderline hit months later and the rest is history as she took off and now shes a icon.....Who do you think this generations Madonna is? Brittney? I just cant seem to choose one...I like Gwen myself.......So many tarts to choose from....hmmmmm

Heres Maile...

This is our girl--Maile....She wasnt very happy we had her put on the party hat for Jukus B-day...more pics to follow....I will add the party girl and our other dog Alika--Mailes brother...

This Weeks STUDS----Jeff and I......
Sorry hadnt had time to post---Busy as heck with the new job...Thought I would quickly post a pic taken this last Saturday night...cute boys huh? Yes we like it except Jeff says it looks like he has an egg on his head...its a Birthday Balloon as we were at Jukus birthday as she turned one...and I still think l need to lose some more weight but its ok we have time to get in shape for summer....LOTS more pics to post and I will do so soon...Some great New Years pics as well..promise to do so when I get the time... Adios for now.....

GO SEAHAWKS!!!

I worked for the Seahawks for a few years and though I am not a huge footbal fan I better at least show my support as I live in this wonderful city of Seattle which today seems to have a live heart beat thats pulsing harder and harder as we get closer to the SUPER BOWL this weekend... So here ya go......

GO SEAHAWKS and go kick some Steeler ASS!!!

This week in a grade school in Pittsburg a teacher asked her class to raise there hands if they were Steelers fans-

The whole class raised their hands except one boy-

This one boy was named little Timmy-

The teacher asked little Timmy why he didn’t raise his hand, Timmy replied I am not a Steeler fan…..Im a SEAHAWK fan!

The teacher asked Timmy why he was a Seahawk fan? He then replied because my parents are Seahawks fans…

The Teacher was a little upset at this point and remarked well if your parents were morons what would that make you …

Timmy then replied---Well no if I was a morn I would be a Steelers Fan!

Go Seahawks!!

Terry Bradshaw died this week-

He went to heaven and met with god-

God welcomed him and told him that he had brought so many people entertainment and happiness in his life and generally had been a pretty good guy so here he was in heaven…

He then led Terry to a nice cottage surrounded by trees and told Terry this is your new home in heaven…

Terry looked around and noticed a big house setting above the trees on a hill…It was a giant castle like structure and had green sidewalks that led up to it and blue awnings on every window and Seahawks banners and flags flying in the gentle heavenly winds from every possible area..

Terry looked at god as he didn’t understand and asked god why he didn’t get such a wonderful home like that and if this was for Matt Hasselbecks home when he arrives in heaven? God looked at him and replied—oh no that isn’t Matts house…

It mine!!! Go Seahawks!!!

Seattles in for a Major Blow Job Tonite....

POSTED: 4:47 am PST February 3, 2006
UPDATED: 7:45 am PST February 3, 2006

Hold on to your knickers and wigs girls......

SEATTLE, Wash. -- A powerful windstorm is taking aim at Western Washington, expected to blow into the region Friday night with some of the strongest gusts in years.
Forecasters said the storm will likely be much stronger than the overnight winds that knocked out power to more than 50,000 customers earlier this week.
KIRO 7 Eyewitness News Chief Meteorologist Andy Wappler said we should expect a breezy Friday evening with winds to 40 mph for the coast, with high winds late Friday night for the coast and North Sound. He expects the strongest gusts for the Puget Sound area on Saturday, with the storm easing by Saturday evening.
With more than 18 inches of rain in the past six weeks, the chance of downed trees and power outages is high, as the wet soil will make many normally stable trees vulnerable to the wind.
"Two things will come together to make this a very stormy night: the wind itself, which will be very strong especially on Saturday morning, and the soft ground from our extremely rainy winter," Wappler said.
"The exact track of an incoming storm is critical when it comes to high winds," Wappler said. "Even a slight variation of where the center of low pressure hits can mean the difference between just a breezy day and a storm we all remember for years to come."
Much of the area is already coping with the aftermath of a very soggy January. In the South Sound, drivers are still riding through flooded streets in Rochester. Near Vader, Lewis County officials are keeping watch on a hillside that let loose a wall of mud and took out a newly built home.
In Seattle, a sinkhole has opened up on 51st Avenue South. Crews have closed the road until repairs can be made, which could take days

RUSTY JOINER

No WORDS needed-- I cant seem to catch my breath.

His site----http://www.rustyjoiner.net/

COOTIE CROTCH PARIS...

This is just gross--yuck!!! Now this stuff make me not wonder why Im GAY......Paris is getting lower and lower on my list...she was fun at one time but now I think she is so over exposed.....Everyone makes fun of her and ranks on her--but heck do you blame everyone? Like this pic for example--icky as she picks at the gina.... Im not surprised she has a cootie crotch...are you? Poor dear...

Scrub Me Down Boy....

Happy Friday everyone! Just had to include this nice looking bod...holly hell bat man! Hope you all have a fabulous weekend and make sure you all get a good scrub down...

Pic courtesy of one of my fav blogs
http://freshntasty.blogspot.com/

Donnie at Fresh and Tasty has some tasty taste...Cheers!

The Lady At Tthe Grocery Store

So we have these grocery stores here in Seattle--QFC--Quality Food Centers--they are a bit of a step up from you normal Safeways and such--anyhow last night Jeff and I went shopping for some groceries as we both had a urge for taco salads and needed some tomatoes and such....Anyhow went to the QFC near our home in the Normandy Park area we live in..Now Normandy Park is also a little high end community that's sits on a bluff along Puget Sound and has some pretty high muki muk type people in the community--you know the type--my shit don't stink types--anyhow Id like to think we fit in as we are pretty decent looking guys and usualy we do....Anyhow while paying for the groceries I did notice the lady behind me in line as I had a funny feeling she was looking at me strange--you know how you get the feeling that someone's starring at you? Anyhow I overlooked it---When we got to the car--Jeff says " did you notice the lady behind you?" I say no not particularly--he says "she was giving you the dirtiest looks!" WTF!!! is I could think of ..I mean this bitch looked just like the chick pic here and she can go to hell...Do you think it was maybe because I was in my house slippers? or maybe the white V neck T with sweat pants? Nah I looked hot.... she was a dumbass Normandy Park cow.......Jeff was smart not to tell me until I left the store that's for sure or I would of told that lady off.. what a swine.....

The Happy Couple...

Here is Jeff and I a few years ago--we took this when we first met...ha! We wish...though I should say that if you give us a few months we will give these lads a run for the money...We have been doing well and making sure to exercise and eat well.. We are on a mission and so far so good...When we do get to our goal we will take a pic like this and post it...If Jeff gets a tattoo like this I would love it... Hint hint .....

BUSH Flip Off...

I think if I met Mr Bush I would have so much to say to him and would most likely piss him off so much he would most likely flip the bird to me......He was kinda cute back in the day huh? I can think of better things he could do with his fingers..

NO I didnt....

So HOT I Had To Share...

Giddy up!!! Remove the hat!!!

Thursdays Hot Stud

I have been busy as a bee and haven't posted anything and I apologize.. I started the new job yesterday and so far so good but it is only day 2--LOL!---I think its going to be perfect but I will be super busy as I learn the ropes so I wont have much time to blog...boo hoo hoo..but will do the best I can...I am still having lots of probs trying to figure out how to add my pic to profile and also to add a section on blogs I love to read and visit daily on the side of this ..it really pisses me off!!! Sometime I have no patience... I am hoping to get it down soon--Im still learning all this mumbo jumbo--So right now I love checking out Turning Forty, Nathan Exposed to get my real blog experiences--Oh la la Paris for the boys,news and more and D listed for my hollywood and celebrity fix just to name a few as they are many more to visit...I will post links once I figure it out promise...Well I did have the time to find this hot guy of course..Enjoy! Cheers!

http://danturning40.blogspot.com/

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/ohlalaparis/

http://www.nathanexposed.com/

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/