Sometimes you just need a good chug and a nice fat joint!
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
Hello--Hope all is well out there.....I have been sort of on a hiatus--more on that nonsense later--work and life is the fucking pits right now and I need to focus....Here are some pictures below of this last weekends Halloween Bash we attended...I will be back soon.....Hope you are all enjoying fall!!!
Monday, October 15, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Pumpkin Driller....
This was apparently in the Washington Post, the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure,” said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? Fuck me, is it midnight already?"
This was apparently in the Washington Post, the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure,” said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? Fuck me, is it midnight already?"
Monday, October 08, 2007
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Get Your Asses On the Train!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
My Busy Weekend Recap
If your at all interested...
Weekend was BUSY! After being gone for a few weeks we had a lot to do on our first weekend back….
Friday Night- I hauled 12 bins of Halloween out of garage and put in basement. As I anticipated rain this weekend…..Started a slow unpacking of them- Jeff and I love Halloween so we have a lot of décor—what can I say we are Halloweenie fanatics!!! Relaxed later with the dogs and watched some TV.
Saturday- Went out to breakfast at Saimin Says (Hawaiian breakfast) with Starla and Val our gal pals…...Then we were all off to that hell they call Walmart---shopping was in order for all the basics and did some grocery shopping too….It was early so we did all this before 11am and didn’t have to deal with the suburbia family hell and most importantly saved some bucks…Got what we needed and headed home…. Had some lunch then tackled the Halloween bins again—Unpacked mostly all of them…..Started to place items and move stuff out to make space…..The Pottery Barn House transforms to A Haunted House!!! Then around 530ish—left for a dinner party at some friends! Time to drink! Our friends had a major surprise….They had taped the Justin Timberlake’s Future Sex Love Sounds concert that aired on HBO on Labor Day weekend…So Jeff and I love JT……We have both cds and think he is so talented among other things...... Well the concert was THE BEST CONCERT EVER!!!! He really puts on a SHOW. The boy is so talented….If you know his music I suggest you watch it ASAP—it was so flipping awesome!!!!! Plus you don’t have to sit with 5001 screaming girls and you can bust a move in your own living room and sing your lungs out!
Sunday-Pouring down buckets of rain all day!!! We finished the Halloween decorating extravaganza and it is now ready for the season! Gave the dogs a bath-cleaned the house top to bottom and did laundry--Went to the grocery store and got a roast for dinner- relaxed in the late afternoon and lounged on the couch with the super clean decorated house (what a turn on!!! So you think it’s kinda weird that a clean spotless house turns this gay boy on? Well it does!!! I know they are more of you out there that is the same—lol)) watched Season 2 of Weeds….We had a nice dinner…..then we settled in for the season premieres of Desperate Housewife’s and then Brother and Sisters….. Both were not disappointing at all and I loved both….
Phew!!! What a weekend…..Back to work today—oh yippee skippy
I did not get a chance to upload our digital pictures over the weekend—will try to do so this week---I wanted to post as requested some pics of the trip and also now the Halloween decor…Promise to do so soon!
If your at all interested...
Weekend was BUSY! After being gone for a few weeks we had a lot to do on our first weekend back….Friday Night- I hauled 12 bins of Halloween out of garage and put in basement. As I anticipated rain this weekend…..Started a slow unpacking of them- Jeff and I love Halloween so we have a lot of décor—what can I say we are Halloweenie fanatics!!! Relaxed later with the dogs and watched some TV.
Saturday- Went out to breakfast at Saimin Says (Hawaiian breakfast) with Starla and Val our gal pals…...Then we were all off to that hell they call Walmart---shopping was in order for all the basics and did some grocery shopping too….It was early so we did all this before 11am and didn’t have to deal with the suburbia family hell and most importantly saved some bucks…Got what we needed and headed home…. Had some lunch then tackled the Halloween bins again—Unpacked mostly all of them…..Started to place items and move stuff out to make space…..The Pottery Barn House transforms to A Haunted House!!! Then around 530ish—left for a dinner party at some friends! Time to drink! Our friends had a major surprise….They had taped the Justin Timberlake’s Future Sex Love Sounds concert that aired on HBO on Labor Day weekend…So Jeff and I love JT……We have both cds and think he is so talented among other things...... Well the concert was THE BEST CONCERT EVER!!!! He really puts on a SHOW. The boy is so talented….If you know his music I suggest you watch it ASAP—it was so flipping awesome!!!!! Plus you don’t have to sit with 5001 screaming girls and you can bust a move in your own living room and sing your lungs out!
Sunday-Pouring down buckets of rain all day!!! We finished the Halloween decorating extravaganza and it is now ready for the season! Gave the dogs a bath-cleaned the house top to bottom and did laundry--Went to the grocery store and got a roast for dinner- relaxed in the late afternoon and lounged on the couch with the super clean decorated house (what a turn on!!! So you think it’s kinda weird that a clean spotless house turns this gay boy on? Well it does!!! I know they are more of you out there that is the same—lol)) watched Season 2 of Weeds….We had a nice dinner…..then we settled in for the season premieres of Desperate Housewife’s and then Brother and Sisters….. Both were not disappointing at all and I loved both….
Phew!!! What a weekend…..Back to work today—oh yippee skippy
I did not get a chance to upload our digital pictures over the weekend—will try to do so this week---I wanted to post as requested some pics of the trip and also now the Halloween decor…Promise to do so soon!
Friday, September 28, 2007
More Project Runway 4
Jack Mackenroth
Jack Mackenroth request and comments galore---Hes the new hunk from Seattle on Project Runway 4. The new season starts on Wednesday, November 14th...Thought I would post another tidbit on this interesting fellow....If you want heres his info--- official MySpace profile.
Jack Mackenroth
Jack Mackenroth request and comments galore---Hes the new hunk from Seattle on Project Runway 4. The new season starts on Wednesday, November 14th...Thought I would post another tidbit on this interesting fellow....If you want heres his info--- official MySpace profile.
Top Models Back
Cycle 9
Models are back....Mila is first one to get the heave ho this last week....Not sure who I want yet--I think the one with Autism might be the best if she can last in the house....but I will choose after this weeks episode....my fave part this week was when Ms J said Mila's Glamour shot looked like she just farted...This cycle is a green cycle-- they cant smoke and such....A reality show for models without cigs? Its going to be cat fight galore!
Cycle 9
Models are back....Mila is first one to get the heave ho this last week....Not sure who I want yet--I think the one with Autism might be the best if she can last in the house....but I will choose after this weeks episode....my fave part this week was when Ms J said Mila's Glamour shot looked like she just farted...This cycle is a green cycle-- they cant smoke and such....A reality show for models without cigs? Its going to be cat fight galore!
Project Runway 4!!!!
The Project Runway season 4 designers are here! (Bios).....So exciting! Have you all been watching Tim Gunns show? Not my fave..hes sorta boring.....it reminds me of What Not To Wear With Stacy and Clinton- Lots of bad looking women getting makeovers...Best part is when he gives them a present of jewelry-- my fave was the one he gave the fashion disaster a Movado watch---Nice!
Back to the fabulous Project Runway! A Seattle boy made it--
Jack- Here is his bio- He reminds me of James Marsden-cute!
AGE: 38
HOMETOWN: Seattle, WA
EDUCATION: University of California at Berkeley with a double degree in Fine Arts and Sociology and Parsons School of design
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Diane Von Furstenberg, Alexander McQueen (For Men)
FASHION MUST: A sugar daddy
Jack, 38 and originally from Seattle, Washington, is a swimmer, model and fashion designer. He graduated from the University of California at Berkeley with a double degree in Fine Arts and Sociology. In 1991, Jack moved to New York to attend Parsons School of Design where he studied fashion design. Fresh out of Parsons, Jack opened a menswear store in New York City's West Village called "Jack." There, he showcased new designers alongside upscale brands such as Gaultier Junior, Diesel and John Richmond. In 1997, he went to work for Tommy Hilfiger and then designed for the Slates brand, which is under the Levis umbrella. For the past four years Jack has been the Design Director at Weatherproof Active Wear.
Beyond his professional achievements, Jack has also received national recognition as a competitive swimmer. He has three All-American titles to his name and set a national record in the summer of 2006 in the breaststroke leg of the 4 x 50 meter medley relay. As a fitness and fashion model through the 1990's, Jack appeared in such magazines as "Paper," "DNR," "Men's Fitness," "Men's Journal," "Genre," "Blue" and several others. Jack has also always been very open about his positive HIV status. Since his diagnosis in 1990, he has tried to combat the stigma of HIV by living honestly and being a role model through professional and athletic achievements.
Currently Jack is developing his own line of men's dress shirts and dress pants, and hopes to expand into all aspects of men's sportswear. He is also working on a memoir about his life experiences.
Jack, 38 and originally from Seattle, Washington, is a swimmer, model and fashion designer. He graduated from the University of California at Berkeley with a double degree in Fine Arts and Sociology. In 1991, Jack moved to New York to attend Parsons School of Design where he studied fashion design. Fresh out of Parsons, Jack opened a menswear store in New York City's West Village called "Jack." There, he showcased new designers alongside upscale brands such as Gaultier Junior, Diesel and John Richmond. In 1997, he went to work for Tommy Hilfiger and then designed for the Slates brand, which is under the Levis umbrella. For the past four years Jack has been the Design Director at Weatherproof Active Wear.
Beyond his professional achievements, Jack has also received national recognition as a competitive swimmer. He has three All-American titles to his name and set a national record in the summer of 2006 in the breaststroke leg of the 4 x 50 meter medley relay. As a fitness and fashion model through the 1990's, Jack appeared in such magazines as "Paper," "DNR," "Men's Fitness," "Men's Journal," "Genre," "Blue" and several others. Jack has also always been very open about his positive HIV status. Since his diagnosis in 1990, he has tried to combat the stigma of HIV by living honestly and being a role model through professional and athletic achievements.
Currently Jack is developing his own line of men's dress shirts and dress pants, and hopes to expand into all aspects of men's sportswear. He is also working on a memoir about his life experiences.
Im Back Baby!
Back to the daily grind.....boooo!!! So I am playing catch up! Good gravy.... you sure do miss alot when you go on a vacation--I'm now out of style not caught up on the latest gossips and missed out the latest and greatest .....It should take me a few days to catch up and such.....At least I'm tan....
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Hardy Har Har
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the minister asked, "How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the minister asked, "How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
Friday, September 07, 2007
Seattle Gay Bash
Your Kidding Me Right?
Ok...So sometimes we forget in even the most gay friendly areas like Seattle these horrid things happen...So Scary! Seattle has such a rich history of being gay friendly.....So sad!....I hope they catch these SOB's and put them in the slammer and hopefully they get gang banged. Oh that would be too much fun...how about they just get the tar beat out of them....
Via Slog comes news of a gay bashing in Seattle over Labor Day weekend.
Andrew Geske, 26, was reportedly attacked while walking home from the Capitol Hill gay bar Pony early on Monday morning by a group of men in a black BMW who verbally taunted and physically assaulted him before grabbing and dragging him by the arm down the street as the car sped away.
Said Geske to The Stranger: "I had just started walking up to the car when the driver got out of the car, yelling, 'Get the fuck away from my car, faggots.' Then he slammed a punch into my face. I fell against the car. My arm ended up inside of their window, which was down… The passenger grabbed onto my arm, and they just peeled out driving real fast. I just remember staring at my roommate on the sidewalk, trying to figure out what was going on. It happened in like five seconds, all of this. I freed myself loose and kind of rolled away onto the ground. They were gone real quick."
Geske is 6'2" and works as a barback and personal trainer, according to the paper. Witnesses to the attack described hearing gay slurs, and the incident is being investigated as a hate crime by Seattle police.
Added Geske: "Word needs to get out that gays are still being targeted. Call me naive, but I didn’t think this could happen here.
One more photo and a fuller description of the attack, at Slog.
Your Kidding Me Right?
Ok...So sometimes we forget in even the most gay friendly areas like Seattle these horrid things happen...So Scary! Seattle has such a rich history of being gay friendly.....So sad!....I hope they catch these SOB's and put them in the slammer and hopefully they get gang banged. Oh that would be too much fun...how about they just get the tar beat out of them....Via Slog comes news of a gay bashing in Seattle over Labor Day weekend.
Andrew Geske, 26, was reportedly attacked while walking home from the Capitol Hill gay bar Pony early on Monday morning by a group of men in a black BMW who verbally taunted and physically assaulted him before grabbing and dragging him by the arm down the street as the car sped away.
Said Geske to The Stranger: "I had just started walking up to the car when the driver got out of the car, yelling, 'Get the fuck away from my car, faggots.' Then he slammed a punch into my face. I fell against the car. My arm ended up inside of their window, which was down… The passenger grabbed onto my arm, and they just peeled out driving real fast. I just remember staring at my roommate on the sidewalk, trying to figure out what was going on. It happened in like five seconds, all of this. I freed myself loose and kind of rolled away onto the ground. They were gone real quick."
Geske is 6'2" and works as a barback and personal trainer, according to the paper. Witnesses to the attack described hearing gay slurs, and the incident is being investigated as a hate crime by Seattle police.
Added Geske: "Word needs to get out that gays are still being targeted. Call me naive, but I didn’t think this could happen here.
One more photo and a fuller description of the attack, at Slog.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
BUSY as a BEE!!!
Been as busy as a bee......No time to post and blog...not even time to visit all the blogs I lova lova--hate it....Im feel like I am missing out-- will need a few days to catch up!
My hunnys B day was Monday so we had a fun filled Labor Day weekend- Had alot of get togethers, outings and of course drank alot-- still recouping!
His Aunts who was living with us moved out this last weekend as well ( the crowd roars!) they moved to a new nest and is starting a new life in Seattle. Its nice to have our home to ourselves again.
Still working out like mad-- Trying to lose as much as I can as we leave next Thursday for Hawaii!! So we are working out like demons and getting everything in order for the trip- Need to get in shape so I can post a bathing beauty pick while we are in the islands....ha! We are so looking forward to it...Only part I hate is leaving the kids-- Our shih tzus- Maile and Alika and our cat-Mamma...I wish they could go with us too....
Its our last weekend to get all in order--its going to be a busy one!!
Been as busy as a bee......No time to post and blog...not even time to visit all the blogs I lova lova--hate it....Im feel like I am missing out-- will need a few days to catch up!My hunnys B day was Monday so we had a fun filled Labor Day weekend- Had alot of get togethers, outings and of course drank alot-- still recouping!
His Aunts who was living with us moved out this last weekend as well ( the crowd roars!) they moved to a new nest and is starting a new life in Seattle. Its nice to have our home to ourselves again.
Still working out like mad-- Trying to lose as much as I can as we leave next Thursday for Hawaii!! So we are working out like demons and getting everything in order for the trip- Need to get in shape so I can post a bathing beauty pick while we are in the islands....ha! We are so looking forward to it...Only part I hate is leaving the kids-- Our shih tzus- Maile and Alika and our cat-Mamma...I wish they could go with us too....
Its our last weekend to get all in order--its going to be a busy one!!
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