I see Madonna
in 28 DAYS!!!!

that is only 28 more sleeps......woo hoo!

Brad Goreski-
Just because he is all that.....

If you watch The Rachel Zoe Project. You know Brad... Love him! Like Rachel said---he is so cute! Very Great Gatsby! Here he is below with a few other yummies... Nate Berkus and Andy Cohen....

2 of my favorite people in the world...
Rachel Zoe and Brad Goreski

Rachel Zoe Project- I am addicted! Any show that takes you to a bunch of shows at fashion week...is all about fashion and shopping....and shopping and shopping and clothes clothes clothes and designers designers is super orgasmic to me! Like Rachel said in last night episode-People collect all kinds of things-- I happen to collect clothes......I am so in that club! You should see our closets! I bow to thee Rachel Zoe your my kind of lady!! I LOVE YOU!!!

SORDID LIVES

I have a lot of shows that I get addicted too but there are two shows that are right on top at least according to me and they are neck and neck with my numeral uno spot. It is between Sordid and The Rachel Zoe Project. Now when it comes to Sordid Lives I can watch each and every episode over and over and over! I am in total love with this show and addicted big time! It seems every weekend we are out with friends recapping and imitating all these lovely and kooky characters. Who doesn't enjoy a nice country twang when your drinking? Such good times!!! We thought a gang of us would do the whole cast for Halloween-- that would be fricken hilarious! I think we all decided that I would have to be Cissy or Latheral. Of course brother boy would be a total hoot and I think my hubby would be perfect at it......but he would never do it.... Leslie Jordan as brother boy below makes me giggle just looking at the pic!

Twinkie Tuesday

Aint nothing wrong with this......thats for sure......

RIP Paul Newman

Nothing like a pair of tighty whities on a man...Happy Tuesday!

Catching up on TV, A Dinner Party, A Birthday Party
and mystery Armani underwear....

What a weekend! Friday night was pretty uneventful-- We had a nice dinner at home and watched the presidential debate for a bit and that was painful enough--I was just hoping Obama would take off his American flag pin and just stick it in McCain's eye the whole time! Now what fun drama that would of been! We then got caught up on the weeks tele shows we had stored on the DVR for the week...the usual suspects--Project Runway, Top Model, Top Design, Rachel Zoe, Graham Norton and my number one show at the moment Sordid Lives....What am I going to do now that all the fall shows are about to start this week? Its going to be tough to keep up so thank god for that DVR.....

Saturday morning was time to clean the house and get the yard work done and prepare for the dinner soiree we were having that evening. So we were up at the crack of dawn cleaning and preparing the house. I got out in the yard and got the lawn mowed and then the lanai area ready and such. We told everyone to come over at around six so we originally had the day to prepare but at the last moment my sister called on Thursday night and asked if we could make a birthday lunch for my nephew Cody at two in the afternoon! So we had to bust a move as we could not cancel the dinner-/so our schedule was quite tight. It was really nice though to see my family and we had a good time at Cody's b day bash and he is one handsome devil--- Takes after his uncle I believe--he he he--- He did turn 17......We don't get to see him or the rest of them kids much now that they are teens and they hang out with friends and such..... Not the "Uncles" anymore much. I cant believe how fast my nephews and nieces are all growing up as one by one they are graduating high school and heading off to college. I had several vodka gimlets at lunch so was feeling no pain by the time we left to go home to get ready for our guest. We got home at 550 and since we expected guest to start arriving at 600 we were running around the house like 2 chickens without our heads ---putting the food out and lighting candles and all that---The guest started arriving at 630 so all were actually ok. Since we needed a theme for the night we all decided after a few drinks that we were celebrating the start of FALL and the FALL of Wall Street. LOL- we are terrible eh? It was a lovely dinner party and all the food was delish and company divine as usual. We drank ALOT MORE than usual..Maybe it was do to all that FALL talk....

Sunday am-----Eye chihuahua! My head! Maybe it was due to those tequila shots--or the Vodka Gimlets or the whiskey shots? Whatever the case I was not feeling so hot yesterday so I drank a lot of coffee to get me going......got to cleaning and picking up the house.....boy waht a mess...nto too bad but found all kids of stuff earrings, lip gloss and threw out all the unclaimed underwear left all over the house....must of been a good party eh? Then mustered up enough energy to give the THREE kids a bath. With the house clean and the kidos clean and a nice 70 degree day at hand ---I sat out in the sun for a bit by 11am and then took a nice long nap and just relaxed all day and evening.....Nice weekend but much to short.....I think I still taste the tequila and its Monday........and what the .......noticed this isn't my pair of Aramani underwear I have on today? what the heck is going on???

HOUSEWIVES ARE BACK!
SEASON 5

Desperate back and I must say it was pretty cool that they decided to jump ahead 5 years this season-- Of course this is going to be better for storylines and such as now they have kind of a fresh new way to create. Last night first episode was pretty uneventful and sorta boring but I think this may be due to the set up for the juicy story lines to really get going.... at least I hope so......I love that Gabe has 2 children and she is busted up....Cant wait for her transformation..... Bree is as uptight as ever with her own book and catering biz and still with Orson.......Now Susan- my least fave is only interesting as she always seems to land the beefcakes- Gale Harold is her new boy toy and we all love Mr Harold from his and our QAF days.....Lynette's sons are now teens and this is right up my alley as we get some nice young beefcakes....And they are both red heads.....And we all know how much I love redheads! A better recap of the show is here.

Another Monday

Another Monday and another week....I am so not into this day and it has just started....

Folsom Street Fair 2008


So just about every Tom, Dick and Hairy is off to Sand Fran to the Folsom Street Fair ---that is except for me it seems....oh phooey!!! So the fair is celebrating 25 years and I am totally bummed that I don't get to go. But I thought IF I was able to go this year that this would be one of my pictures to post as one of the highlights and pictures of me at Folsom Street Fair 2008.....

No Sh*t Sherlock....
Gayken is really Gay....
The clue phone was ringing and most of us picked it up long ago. Also the Gaydar went berserk and still most of the Clayittes ( is that what they call themselves?) was so harsh to criticize everyone that called him out and now they all can eat crow among other things.....That is the part I like about this whole come out the best! Now Gayken- it sure is about time sister!

Eugene Says 

Tomorrow is HUMP DAY!

And that means we are getting closer to the weekend!  Golly!  Now isn't that simply keen?   

Poor George Michael

BUSTED again!

I simply cant believe George Michael got busted again!  CRACK in a public bathroom? Hope he had a nice crack Georgie!  LOL!  In all seriousness though--I think he is just happy his tour is over and was just out prowling and celebrating and nothing is wrong with that.  Ok... Mr Michael we here in the states want you to know you can come wind down and party like the star you are at our place anytime!  Come on back to Seattle we will take good care of your needs...as no matter what we think you are AMAZING! 

2008 Emmy Host Sucked Big Time!

Jeff and Howie bite!!!!

Did these guys suck hard and not the good hard on Sunday night or what?  I felt so uncomfortable watching it and then the whole blitz on how bad it was came out like a firestorm!  Heidi and Tom were fine but talk about working my last nerve when it came to the other 2 bozos!  They both seemed like they snorted some coke or no-doze or something? Jeff Probst can be cute but he was motor mouth city-- and the main motor mouth Howie Mandell is already hard to stomach and take on his game show but this was TORTURE!  Bad call Emmy people!   

At Home with the Kids Today

I stayed home sick today--I felt I needed some R and R as I just  I felt worn out and decided to take a personal day off to get some rest.   The kids were sure happy as one  of the daddy's was home today so they had a bonus day after the weekend.  Here they are are on the back patio sitting in the sun after a bath this afternoon--I quickly ran and got the camera just in time to capture this cute moment....

Childhood FLASHBACK!
A good one!
You ever see a lad and its brings back a very fond memory of a boy you had a very special relationship with when you were young? I was kinda fortunate as I didn't have a hard time growing up much as I wasn't picked on for being a sissy and such. I hear all the time on boys who had a horrendous time in high school growing up gay -- for me it was sometimes mentioned but mostly I believed it was because I had so many "Barbie" girlfriends and they were jealous and wondered how this boy got all this fine tail. Thank god for the Barbies though, as they attracted the prime boys and we all know how horny those boys can be! I was a good alternative when they didn't get star cheerleader to give them a blow job! HA! All was ok in high school until I came out at 18 right after graduation--it was not my decision but due to a girlfriend that blabbered about my private conversation we had when I stupidly confided in her on how I thought I may like boys more than girls....stupid drunk me....My life changed so fast with this forced outing after her gossip spread through our community/town like wildfire. So the whole town went crazy with rumors ....did you HEAR? HE IS GAY!! OMG!!! I then lost my posse of friends and friendships very fast- and especially the guys.... So I packed up and ran off to the big city "Seattle" and left all my burb Buddy's behind and started fresh--if you can call "Fresh" submerging myself into the gay ghetto/culture in 1985 at the Monastery discotheque- But believe it or not at 18 and a 1/2 I didn't know about gay people and was surprised to find them when I went on my own... I simply could not believe that there were THAT many people like me....gay people?.....but this is a whole other story and post....

So yes I had my fair share of guys and a few girls that I had relationships with back in my HS days and I hear ( I have 2 sisters back in the old stomping grounds) about some of them every now and then. Most of them got married and nowadays they are mostly divorced or on a second or third marriage with children and grandchildren. But we wont go into the details on who and what happened back in those days But this pic did bring about a memory about one boy in particular that held my heart for about a year before I became a sorta male tramp in high school..Boy we sure shared a lot of sessions.... if you know what I mean.....

I was the new 9th grader- I had just moved to the state from Hawaii and was starting high school in a new town and he was the neighbor boy in the 7 grade from the nice Christian family down the way. He looked much older than me for being 2 years younger as he was built due to he being very athletic and into every sport--we would ride our bikes to his soccer and baseball practices and go play in the woods alot.....and he LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THIS BOY ABOVE!! He really was my first for real kisses with a boy and we pretty much taught each other how to kiss-Im sure I was his first as well..... it was hot and heavy frenching and cuddling and all that--among other things. Our hot and heavy encounters lasted for about a year until his mother found a letter between us and we were forever then shamed and our friendship and relationship came to a screaming halt. I was sad but more ashamed as I was very close to his whole family as I joined them in church and Sunday school for that year and was part of the family and I felt I had let him, god and his family down- They were a strong Christian family with good faith and we had made a big mistake. At the same time during this year long boy affair I also saw a girl for a few months that 9th grade year but never did anything more than peek her cheek.

A few years later he became a football star when he entered high school and ended up having a torrid romance with a girl-- now get this---the EXACT girl I was dating in the 9th grade! They ended up going out for many years and all through high school---He was the star linebacker and she was the head cheerleader---- it was perfect for them and images. He and I ended up talking in the halls of school every now and then but never became friends or close again and pretty much avoided each other.......oh the shame......But our secret was always that........ a secret that was safe and guarded........ well that is until I just posted it on this blog........ but I don't think any of these folks read blogs or mine in particular so I think I am ok.......at least I hope so......I consider him to be my first true love......He was my star athlete boyfriend and all I can think of when I look at this model above is how much I loved it when he paraded around in our rooms or at the fort we built in the woodsor isn his garage (winter months fort).... in his jock strap and tube socks! What fine memories INDEED!

Gadzooks!  I think I found our HALLOWEEN OUFITS!

So a group of us have been talking about Halloween and what we are going to do this year.  We thought we should all go with a group theme though our friends also told us that the hubby and I should go as Chips which would be fricken hilarious!  I think doing this Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert get up would be a big hit too for a group of 4 or 6........Ok so Im off to Micheal's craft this weekend to buy 6000 fake flowers as I better get to crafting the head wear now!!!

Fall Yard CLEAN UP

For the last three afternoons I get home form work and bust my ass in our yard.....Yard work can be such a pain sometimes but I do get alot of satisfaction of having a nice looking landscaped yard.  Plus I get exercise and it is therapeutic.  Most of my friends have yard people which is-mainly a nice Mexican or Asian landscape guy that does all the yard work for them---they also all have dog sitters but that's a whole other story.  I think the hubby and I are the last of the Mohican's to not have either.  I'm the Hawaiian yard guy and sitter at a good rate!  But if could have someone to do my yard--I would like to hire these young college twinks please.