If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
So based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily& recycle.It is called the 401-Keg... Does vodka come in cans yet?
3 comments:
OMFG. That's about as profound a statement as I can put together right now.
Cute! But don't worry over your investments. The market always falls and recovers, so just leave your money where it is and wait for it to return.
Mark :-)
want to split a bottle???
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