Friday, July 23, 2010

It's the Naughty or Nice Award!

I have to answer the following 10 questions as this VERY fine gent passed this award and these questions on to me.... I guess I then have to pass this award on to 10 bloggers (if I'm feeling nice) or 5 bloggers (if I'm feeling naughty) afterwards.....

Ok on to the questions . . .

1. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

So I had this voice changer phone... this was about 10 years ago...It would make your voice hi or low. Well on one setting it sounded EXACTLY like that sinister voice on the movie Scream. Anyhow I called a bunch of my friends and pranked called them ......Most of them hung up right away......One particular gal pal didn't instead she was like " WHO IS THIS!!!" "I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHO THIS IS!!" I just keep talking on how I was going to shove a red hot poker up her ass and how she was a little slut.......crazy shit like that...till I had to hang up as something came up.....I think it was my neighbor who popped in...anyhow weeks later this gal pal told me how she had this crazy call and was scared for her life about it...she couldn't sleep for days and was so upset about this crazy devil voice she got a call from.......Guess what.....I realized I had forgotten to call her back after the prank!!!! I didn't have the heart to tell her it was me..and till this day she will never know.....Unless she stumbles onto this blog that is.

2. If you could take a trip anywhere out of the country where would you go? Why?

Portugal-- as that is where my moms parents immigrated from to Hawaii.. It was my moms dream to go one day and we would of gone if she hadn't got sick. She was so very PROUD of her heritage and so I am.

3. Who plays the most influential role in your life?

For sure it was my mom....she was my rock.

4. Are you ok with your significant other being friends with an ex?

It would be ok if he was a decent and nice fella....then sure why not? BUT if the ex was bitchy or mean then I would just have to beat the shit out of him and so then the answer would be no..LOL!

5. Favorite candle scent?

Apple anything..... Though lately some Hawaiian Ginger candles are making my nose happy....

6. Next movie you're excited about seeing?

The home porn I made last week......Oops did I say that out loud... J/K! Wink wink!

7. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?

Cant think of any

8. Do you have any relatives in jail?

Sadly yes......some of them love to go in and out of the slammer it seems----- its like a second home for a few of them.....Personally I think they like the attention they get in the slammer if you know what I mean... I know.....crazy huh?

9. What crazy fads were popular when you were a teenager.

It was the 80's and there were so many! I guess my fave fads to sum it all up was that men's and boys clothes were so much tighter and smaller and I am glad that it is getting back to that look and the saggy shit and rap shit is going away!!!

10. Have you ever been mentioned in a newspaper or on TV?

Of course! Haven't you? Does the "police beat " section count? J/K Wink wink...

Who shall I pass this on to? Well because y'all know I'm always naughty I'm passing it on to just five blog friends... SO many to choose from...Ok boys if your game if not no worries!

So lets see....

1 Spirit Of St Lewis

2 Behr Blather

3 Mike Rivers

4 Princess Derek

5 Ray Cowboy


Anonymous said...

great answers....and um, were is my copy of that porn? :)

Michael Rivers said...

I'll see what I can do. LOL.