A wacky website claims Chelsea Clinton is now openly worshipping a political figure mightier than Karl Rove and Hillary Clinton combined: The Devil. According to Red-Ice.net, the youngest Clinton is wearing an inverted cross out in public. To many Americans, an upside-down cross is a symbol of Satanic worship. But to some Catholics, it’s just a cool way to remember St. Peter, who legend says was crucified upside down like a bat. Chelsea’s not Catholic, as far as we know, so we have to assume she’s now working for Satan. I say she needs a hot poker up the kazuu..