Monday, December 18, 2006
Happy New Year 2007
I wont be blogging till early January-- Its my winter break....I have alot of Christmas cheer to SPREAD....he he.....Hope you all have a great Christmas and best wishes for our upcoming new year....will see ya next year for sure!
XOXO a rad homo
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
In Latin and Spanish, "San" is used before the names of male saints, such as San Juan, San Luis Obispo, and San Diego
Also, "Santa" is used before the names of female saints, such as Santa Maria, and Santa Lucia.From this linguistic Blipge we can determine that Saint Nicholas somehow morphed into Santa Claus.
This would seem to indicate one of two things:
1. Santa Claus is in fact a lady who is cross dressed in a man's outfit, complete with fake beard. This would be a real encouragement to the feminists to agitate for equal hiring and affirmative action to see more lady Santa Clauses.
2. Santa Claus is a gay male who is using a female name as some sort of signal to the gay community. This certainly fits the ancient Babylonian nature of Christmass.
Monday, December 11, 2006
American Family Association...
The American Family Association is urging its members to condemn Sears for running commercials on LGBT cable channel Logo. Frankly, I am so tired of the AFA....They need to take a reality pill-- or better yet just Fuck off big time...
More more more...
So Im just in love with this man!
See why here...Lots of good pics!
Christmas Shopping For friends and Family or Me?
As Donnie says at his blog- Famous Like Me-
I've gone "Christmas shopping" on three separate occasions so far in the past week and each time I come home with stuff for me, but nothing for anyone else.
Yes its the same for me!~....I do the same thing!
One for someone on my list, 5 items that is perfect for me! and gosh its on sale so I cant pass it up!!!....one more for someone on my list....5 more things for me...its a vicious cycle for someone with a bad addiction called SHOPPING~!
This is not good kids! At this rate I should be done shopping maybe by Christmas eve and now have a whole new wardrobe, skin care and grooming line regime and my home completely re furnished and re decorated. YIKES! Save me!
The Grinch Hated GAYS!!!
Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot......
But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!!
The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season!
Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, his Florsheims were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all was
His heart and brain were two sizes too small.
"And they're buying their tuxes!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow's the first Gay Wedding! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Gay Marriage from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
All the Gay girls and boyswould wake bright and early. T
hey'd rush for their vows!
And then! Oh, the Joys! Oh, the Joys!
And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all!Every Gay down in Gayville the tall and the small,would stand close together, all happy and blissing.They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Gays would start kissing!
"I MUST stop Gay Marriage from coming! ...But HOW
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
I know what to do!"
The Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he went to his closet, grabbed his sheet and his hood.And he chuckled, and clucked, with a great Grinchy word!"With this beard and this cross, I look just like our Lord!"
"All I need is a Scripture..." The Grinch looked around.
But, true Scripture is scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...? No! The Grinch simply said,
"With no Scripture on Marriage, I'll fake one instead!"
"It's one man and one woman," the Grinch falsely said.
Then he broke in the courthouse. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Georgie could do it, then so could the Grinch.
The little Gay benefits hung in a row.
"These bennies," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most uncanny,
around the whole room, and he took every benny!
Health care for partners! Doctors for kiddies!
Tax rights! Adoptions! Pensions and Wills!
nd he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, with a chill,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, in his bill.
Then he slunk to the kitchen, and stole Wedding Cake.
He cleaned out that icebox and made it look straight.
He took the Gay-bar keys! He took the Gay Flag.
Why, that Grinch even took their last Gay birdseed bag!"
And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will pocket their Rings.
"And the Grinch grabbed the Rings, and he started to shove
when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
e turned around fast, and off flew his hood.
Little Lisa-Bi Gay behind him sadly stood.
The Grinch had been caught by small Lisa-Bi.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "My, oh, my, why?"
"Why are you taking our Wedding Rings? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Shepherd sneered,
"The judges are evil, the other states weird."
"I'll fix the rings there and I'll bring them back here.
"It was quarter past dawn... All the Gays, still a-bed,
all the Gays still a-snooze when he packed up and fled.
Pooh-Pooh to the Gays!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now no Gay Marriage is coming!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
then the Gays down in Gayville will all cry Boo-Hoo!"
He stared down at Gayville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Gay down in Gayville, the tall and the small,
was kissing! Without any bennies at all!
He HADN'T stopped Marriage from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came without lawyers, no papers to sort!"
"It came without licenses, came without courts!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Marriage," he thought, "doesn't come from the court.
Maybe Marriage...perhaps... comes right from the heart.
Maybe Marriage comes from all the words the Gays say.
Words like Husband, like Wedding, and Spouse who is Gay.
"And what happened then...? Well...in Gayville they say
that the Grinch's small brain grew three sizes that day!
And the Gays had their Weddings. They promised for life.
They swore to be faithful, to Wife and her Wife.
The Husbands were happy, to each other they vowed
To be Out and be Honest, be Gay and be Proud.
They told all their neighbors and friends of their Spouse,
They told of their Marriage and sharing their house.
They said "We got Married." They shouted it loud.
Their marital status was "Married and Proud.
"And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light.
And he brought back the rings, cake and Gay birdseed bags!
And he... ...HE HIMSELF... hung the Gay Rainbow Flag!...
The Lord looked down, at the proud and the tall,and said
"These are my children, and I love them all!"
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Im off on a Biz Trip..
Victoria and Vancouver BC here I come....
Tomorrow am....Clipper ferry to Victoria BC-Hope I dont get sick I hate these little boats.
All day tours--Tea Time at the Empress--Yummy! I love that Prince Charles and Diana did the honeymoon thing here at the Empress! I cant wait to sip tea and eat crackers and little finger foods how fun...
Royal Museum- Boring!
Hotel Site Inspectioions- Boring
Butchart Garden Tour- Cant wait for this--check out the pics..its a Christmas Lights explosion right now. Right up my alley!
Ferry to Vancouver BC- Overnight Vancouver BC...Fairmont Hotel--Thats good
Thursday all day tours- Boring
Lunch will be fun at Grosse Mtn...I think its snowing so that will be nice...then its Amtrak train back to Seattle---Short but fast trip....
So see ya all later gators! Touch back with ya on Friday... xoxo Rad
Ok so while we were in Seattle dealing with Cold, Snow and Work the girls were off in London...For a sightseeing shopping trip...Here are my 2 favorite pics!
Isnt the Flowers lovely? Vals is also quite stunning in her London "ish" cape jacket as she strikes a pose amongst all the floral ....We can always count on Val to not only be in fashion ( that cape!) but always seizing the best in photo opportuitys when the right local presents itself...Bravo Bravo!
And heres our lovely Starla in front the famous department store "Harrods"...Doesn't she look like she ready to bag up one of those bears up or something? I wonder whats in the bags? I am hoping its my Christmas present... If not this bitch is dead.......oops sorry...My split personality just came out-- you know the evil gay one that pops out every now and then....... I bet its panties...English Pantaloons! as Starla loves her panties--I think she has a fetish....Im sure she picked them out for Val to wear for her in London....
George Michael In London...
Our freinds went to London last week--oh why you ask???....Well just to shop and see George Michael in concert----Twice!!... I hate them now-- but they brought back these swell pictures. Ok I dont really hate them...Well maybe just one of them a tiny bit....ha!
Monday, December 04, 2006
Scissor Sister Jake Shears
Blasting his gun!!
Its hard to believe how far they have come these Scissor Sisters and frontman Jake too....We all knew they would go far! Just something about this man I tell ya.....He kinda reminds me of my first BF- Sean Ryan....He reminds me of a guy weve all been with you know?...ok.... that may sound strange but I think you all know what I mean.....I love Jake and I like this picture of him--Wish I had a gun so I could shoot back at him!
What a BUSY weekend..
Got the basement floors done! It looks pretty good too!( Due to the 2 floods that made life for us a pain in the ass!) Im just glad the Seattle monsoons are now over ...We had dry weather all weekend and just alot of fog......which enable us to do alot this weekend....So the basement is now a living space again...Got to move all the stuff back into the basement from the garage, thus freeing up the garage again so we can park in it and most importantly I was able to get to our Christmas bins! So we moved everything back into the basement--set it up somewhat, Cleaned the garage out--Did some minor yard work--decorated the entire house for Christmas inside ( Tree,Garlands, Mantle,Christmas Village.. etc) and then did the same outside ( lights, snowman, giant wreath, trees, etc)...The lights we hung around the house off the gutters are for sure our favorite thing this year!! .....They are those New LED lights...They use very little electricity and all that---They are pink, purple, blue, red, gold and green...They remind us of a GAY rainbow...It looks fabulous and cars slow done to look at our house--that's always nice.......Needless to say we are both in pain from the marathon weekend of work....I think laying spread eagle on the roof on Saturday evening together in 30 something degree weather might have something to do with our joints feeling a little fatigue!
Presents Presents Presents--
Jeff and I are going to be good this year...Well sort of....No gifts to each other or under the tree was the agreement...We actually decided to spend the $ on something we both want this holiday season- We decided to get a new vehicle by the end of the year-- We are looking at the Dodge Nitro and a few others--its a push and shove as I want a car or wagon...he wants a small Gas Guzzin SUV.....then today he came across some good January vacations-- So looks like we may be headed to either Portugal or Greece next month! Maybe both! How splendid!!! We deserve it!
Friday, December 01, 2006
This movie looks to be a great holiday date movie...I like anything with Jude Law...Here he is at last night premiere with trousersnakes other half Cameron Diaz and the wonderful Kate Winslet....See ya at the movies!
More hear- http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/theholiday/index.html