Botox /Cosmetic Surgery
Your City Ranks...


When you think of botox and cosmetic surgery, what city would you say has the highest number of procedures? Los Angeles? New York City? Think again. According to a survey by Men's Health magazine, San Francisco is No. 1 for the number of surgeries performed, followed by Honolulu and Sacramento, Calif. Seattle comes in at No. 10 on the list for the most surgeries in the magazine's monthly "Metrograde" list. Portland, Ore. is No. 19. Boise is No. 31. If you want to go natural, Lincoln, Nebraska; Fort Wayne, Indiana and Montgomery, Alabama top the list for the least number of surgeries. Spokane comes in at No. 4 on the list of lowest percentage of residents who used Botox in the last year. Men's Health gathered the information from the American Medical Association, the American Academy for Cosmetic Dentistry, the American Academy of Cosmetic Dentistry, the American society of Plastic Surgeons and Experian local Market Services.

The Full List
From 1 to 100

San Francisco, CA
Honolulu, HI
Sacramento, CA
Miami, FL
Tucson, AZ
San Diego, CA
Richmond, VA
Washington, DC
Rochester, NY
Seattle, WA
Salt Lake City, UT
Las Vegas, NV
Orlando, FL
Modesto, CA
Houston, TX
Albuquerque, NM
Colorado Springs, CO
Tampa, FL
Portland, OR
Baltimore, MD
Atlanta, GA
Providence, RI
Denver, CO
Columbia, SC
Fresno, CA
Wilmington, DE
Dallas, TX
Pittsburgh, PA
Boston, MA
Cincinnati, OH
Boise, ID
Oakland, CA
Birmingham, AL
Grand Rapids, MI
San Antonio, TX
San Jose, CA
Fremont, CA
St. Louis, MO
New York, NY
Bangor, ME
Charleston, WV
Austin, TX
St. Petersburg, FL
Durham, NC
Yonkers, NY
Philadelphia, PA
Charlotte, NC
Los Angeles, CA
Fort Worth, TX
Lubbock, TX
Lexington, KY
Cheyenne, WY
Little Rock, AR
Jackson, MS
Minneapolis, MN
Corpus Christi, TX
Phoenix, AZ
Jersey City, NJ
Spokane, WA
Manchester, NH
Hartford, CT
Riverside, CA
Newark, NJ
Aurora, CO
Billings, MT
Anchorage, AK
Baton Rouge, LA
Anaheim, CA
St. Paul, MN
Chicago, IL
Nashville, TN
Raleigh, NC
Louisville, KY
Burlington, VT
Norfolk, VA
Greensboro, NC
Jacksonville, FL
Cleveland, OH
Bakersfield, CA
Arlington, TX
Omaha, NE
Indianapolis, IN
Tulsa, OK
El Paso, TX
Columbus, OH
Sioux Falls, SD
Kansas City, MO
Wichita, KS
Fargo, ND
Oklahoma City, OK
Detroit, MI
Des Moines, IA
Memphis, TN
Buffalo, NY
Milwaukee, WI
Madison, WI
Toledo, OH
Montgomery, AL
Fort Wayne, IN
Lincoln, NE

Happy Hump Day
With Maro Dapper

Thought we needed a fix of one of my many favorites-Marco Dapper...By Adam Bouska...Click on them as they get bigger...He is such a stunning man!

Mark Spitz HOT

Michael Phelps NOT

I'm not impressed with The Sports Illustrated cover at all....Mr Phelps has a stunning physique and they should of used it... Mark with his porn stache is sexy.....hands down....I agree with alot of you out there...Sorry but its a terrible cover!

New York Goes to Hollywood
Going Zen On Episode 3
Yes.... this is a guilty pleasure of mines....New York "Tiffany Pollard" has a new show-her 3rd season and this time its New York Goes to Hollywood....Now I know there are many haters of Tiffany but I dont care as I get a big kick out of watching her and I just cant help but watch her shows as she cracks my shit up! I love her.....Last night I happen to catch the 3rd episode where New York does a spec commercial for a Japanese energy drink. I was laughing so hard....Tiffany and the Japanese director had me in total hysterics! Check it out if you get a chance-- A few clips can be found here....

Mrs Fields
That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Sad news about Debbie Fields filling for bankruptcy as one of my first jobs out of high school was with the Mrs Fields Cookie empire....I was a assistant manager at 2 store locations, first the University District location on the AVE. (University Of Washington-Lots of cute collegiate boys!) and then the store on Broadway (which was the gay strip in Seattle in the Capitol Hill neighborhood back in the day- LOTS of GAY BOYS)....needless to say those were indeed good times!......Later, I became the store manager of the Pike street store in downtown Seattle for awhile. All locations have been long gone for many years now but there was a few locations left in the malls and I will sometimes grab a quick fix when go to the mall. This was all way back in the hey day of the Mrs Fields cookie mania in the late 80's and boy I was a young guy. It doesn't really seem so long ago now when I think about it but its hard to believe it was over 20 years ago-- gosh time flies! These were the days were I could eat a zillion cookies and still not increase my slender 29 inch waist....no way jose these days.....I remember those whole macadamia nuts we would get in 50lbs cases......we would eat a few handfuls of them! Oh no! Do you think we are a partial blame for scarfing down so many mac nuts back then? OOPSIE! Sorry Debbie.....

Micheal Phelps and Madonna
My King and Queen of the Week!


King Michael Phelps for being a 14 time Olympic medalist and showing us and the word that a nice guy can kick some ass and come in first too!
Queen Madonna. Who celebrated her 50th Bday this last Saturday! I love you Madge! You HAVE ALWAYS ROCKED MY WORLD! Thanks for showing us that a girl with a bad reputation and criticized for having a voice like a chip muck back in the day can also finish on top and now look down upon the world from you throne....who knew? I/We did...... I cant wait to see in you in October in Vancouver!!!!! Best Wishes my Queen....

Here Come the Brides....
Ellen and Portia

Portia de Rossi, 35, and Ellen Degeneres, 50 tied the knot on Saturday. Big time congrats to the bride and bridette.....It was a small private ceremony. Gals, your toaster oven is on its way from us and should be arriving soon! Its pink stainlees steel, hope it matches you kitchen!

Thunder,Lightning  And Now Fall  Weather

is on its way for Seattle

We had alot of thunder and lightning last night!  It was like 96 degrees yesterday and the dogs got me up 330 this morning going berserk... So now we are going to get some crazy early fall weather.....Should I already be rotating my summer wardrobe for my fall/winter one?  For heavens sake I hope not....

Congrats US Men's Gymnastics!

Great job boys! Showing off your Bronze Medals and looking good too! At least we don't have to hear all the grunts and groans like the controversy's surrounding the women's teams.....Yes it is so obvious that the China team is younger than 16, and yes the judging was slow this year,But the women's team screwed up ALOT and sucked a bit- I wont name names...And most likely would of lost the gold anyhow. I wish they would just be happy with the silver they got as the silver medal is a awesome accomplishment! So girls take a cue from the boys...they sucked at the pummel horse and also had to wait for the slow starts due to this years judging crap as well but they are still so proud and you women should feel the same...

However... I do hope they keep there shirts on as there will be no picture post here of the women as this is a no boob zone on this blog.....

Is it just me or could this pic be a porn vid cover? "Olympic Metal Orgy 08"???

Would You Hit It?
Olympic star Michael Phelps

We all know how Mikey kind of has a buttaface- but a bod for days...But this pic with his porn stache is quite nice. Would you hit it?

DOLL Collector

So my husband collects dolls....well not any doll....He collects Barbies and such...He has the Cher doll above in its original box and has all the international Barbies, The Wizard of Oz dolls, yada yada yada....I like the Sonny one above and I think it would make a cute set with the Cher-"I got you babe"......The only ones I have added to this doll collection is the In Sync dolls that was on clearance at Target so I got them for like 6 bucks...Oh I also got the Brendan Frasier Tarzan that was like 4 bucks on clearance at Walmart as well so yes we do check out the toy departments in stores we visit....you never know what you may find in clearance sections. We have them all displayed in one of the spare rooms on this built in wall shelf. Its the only room we have not remodeled and it is like a kids room so it works well....I will take a snapshot and post it soon! Last Christmas we went to another gay couples home for a party and one of the fellas had a room that was Scobby Doo....A ROOM full of Scobby! It was Scobby Doo explosion and was amazing! I really should of started a collection of GI Joes....I used to play my GI Joe so much growing up...I particularly loved my GI Joe Camper Trailer set. I would take off all his army clothes and put him in a mud bath outside-- hmmm.....he had the scruffy hair and beard....He was so hot! I really loved that doll....


There is only one other doll I loved as much...It was my favorite possession ever and I just found it surfing the Internet for it this morning and I am so excited to find it......it was what I called my Comfy... It really was a Humpty Dumpty.....SO THIS IS SO EXCITING! OMG! I need to get one! Its almost exactly what I had!

Looking Out For The Weekend.....

Is it Friday yet?

Jake Gyllenhaal
on the set of "Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time"

Can you believe this is Jake? He is all BEAR... He is looking good and I love it! Damm that Reese, she had Ryan and now Jake..she must have one special punani....

Who Smashed Who?
US smashes French and worlds record!

We are one day behind with the Olympics so we will need to catch up tonite as we we have it all taping on the DVR. Watched all of Sundays broadcast last night and saw the United States win the gold in the men's 4x100-meter freestyle relay final...The fastest French relay team ever assembled could not stop Michael Phelps' assault on Olympic history. Instead, U.S. teammate Jason Lezak preserved it with the fastest relay split ever swum. Look at Michael Phelps and his teammate Garret Weber-Gale were scream with delight! The French had talked smack about smashing the Americans...well that didn't happen....Cest la vie!

No Hamm
for me this weekend

I layed low over the weekend to rest my bum ankle which meant being home with the husband and dogs watching the boob tube and taking naps. We did venture out to the mall on Saturday to go the H&M--as we had to return a few things there and then and pick up a few things at Macys for a wedding gift as we have a wedding this next weekend. So I was pretty much was just glued to the boob tube on the sectional over the weekend....again.....I feel myself gaining weight and losing my summer tan....fast......this whole foot thing is getting old. Thus We watched alot of the Olympic coverage and saw how mens and womens swimming is doing very well but one of my fave things to watch.... men's gymnastic's seem to be suffering in the qualifying rounds-not good! I really hope they can rope it in.....I sure do miss the Hamm brothers.....No Hamm for any of us for over the weekend which was very sad.

John Edwards-

Shame Shame Shame

I am saddened by this---Im still a Edwards fan but what a shame..... As we are all human. 

Anderson Cooper/Paris Hilton 

My King and Queen of the week......

Anderson and Paris is my pick for king and queen for the week....Im sure you have all seen the vids and I want to just ditto all those that had kudos out there in the blog, news and entertainment spheres as well....Anderson rocks for his stint with Kelly Rippa!  Pure entertainment! I am loving Anderson EVEN more if that's even possible!  

And for someone I admit I did not have alot of love for Paris has now has moved up my list of loves as her spot in response to all that nonsense with that McCain ad. Now that was hot.... So lets give a round of applause to my king and queen for the week....    

Goodbye Bernie Mac

Rest In Peace Bernie-  A true funny man that I enjoyed.  You will be missed!  

Let the Games Begin!

I love me a good opening ceremony!

2008 Olympics is Here!
Go USA!
And since I have such a array of friends! Go Sweden....Go Denmark...Go Puerto Rico...and Go Canada too! Oh heck go to everyone! I cant wait to watch the games! We always end up watching the BBC or CBC broadcast of the games as the USA broadcast are always so dull!

Meet Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini The official Olympic mascots! So Cute!

Designer Mania!
TOP Design is Back On 9/3/09!

Woo Who! TOP DESIGN is back on Wednesday, September 3 and its the second season of the interior design competition and I cant wait for all the drama..... Head judge Jonathan Adler, along with series judges Margaret Russell and Kelly Wearstler, will again decide which designer wins. I was just asking about Jonathan Adler and Todd Oldham the other night when DESIGN STAR ended....Speaking of Design Star-- I am happy Jenifer won-- Matt was starting to get on my nerves a bit- he had that yelling thing going on- kinda reminded me of Ty Pennington...who I DREAD! I hate when someone ovr hoots and hollers....Turn off! And also wasn't it strange indeed how Mikey V was not around or even mentioned...Must of been that whole porn scandal he was involved in eh?

This, That, and a few HOT Guys

Goodbye Playgirl.....After 35 years I guess the print version is going bye bye and they are going to online only.

Am I the only one that is currently loving Tori and Dean? I watched a marathon of the show the other day of both seasons and I love it! I also think Dean is such a nice fella....I have a little crush on him....I like these 2 alot - they are cute and make me laugh so I am so digging on them...I am so a Tori fan now!!!!

Here comes TOP MODEL season 11.....Whats up with the love child theme? Am I ready to see the "Jays" all hippy dippy flower boy/girls getups?.....not really...

Pure hotness Ryan Phillipe is working out and we are lucky enough to get some shots of this all over the net this week. I watched Studio 54 again over the weekend- I love this movie and you all know how much I love me some Ryan.......More here

Got our OUT mag the other day-- I think Doggie is rather hot in his leather pants..Its a fat issue- havent been able to go through it all yet....Neil is looking good in his photo spread!

Speaking of HOT...Looky at Chance at the Nick Teen Choice Awards the other nite....I am so diggin on the chest hair with that pretty face... I think he is so dreamy in this pic...

My New Summer Boot
Isn't it Super Fashionable?

Went in for a X ray at the community doctor yesterday afternoon.....Or as I would like to call it the Mexican Fiesta Clinic--50 screaming kids and 20 pregnant women and my hubby and I waiting in the lobby. The kids were all so darling at least when they were not screaming there heads off! And the girls/women that were preggers are all so beautiful. Everyone except Doctor John spoke very little English at the clinic, even the front desk personal was a challenge as of course they all thought I was Spanish as well. The hubby was stared at as some sort of superhero with his Blondie hair by all the kids....it was funny! Dr John was the only other white boy in the place and he sorta looked like Harry Potter---I am so serious! Well Harry Potter had me take some x rays, which was this x ray machine and room that looked like it was straight from the 60's! The tech Pedro was real nice..and kinda reminded me of my dad if he was Spanish dude......Anyhow I am ok.......Nothing broken just very heavily bruised and maybe a slight fracture--thus the major swelling. They had some concerns about my upper leg as there is 2 lines going up my legs that look kinda strange but it may be part of my bones? So they are sending it over to a radiologist/specialist to take a quick peek at just in case and will let me know if they have any concerns.... So I have this drop dead fashionable boot to wear for AT LEAST a week.....I hate it!

Karmas A BITCH-

KARMAS a bitch--- I turned into a couch potato! Now last week I made a comment about sitting on a fat ass and watching TV while raiding the cupboards! I was frustrated as that was the routine for me when I had those fricken hives lst week....well holy shit balls....now that I had the elephant ankle since Friday night this is all I could do as I lay on the sectional with my legs in the air all weekend. KARMA!!! It was a strange weekend for me as I am such a beanner-- I am like speedy gonzales--always busy running around and such- My good gal pal Starla told me--
" Hunny- first of all your not a young lad and you need to slow down....And you know you don't have any patience and this is your opportunity to slow down and relax-- its going to be very hard for you but do try to take it easy as you have to stay off your foot!" WAS IT EVER! I thought I was going to go insane--- I could only hobble to the kitchen and bathroom and living room...it was pure torture but I survived....

I thank the husband for being such a nice nurse and for all he had to do. He was super as he had to do so much....It guess it was sorta a pre lim till when we become seniors! Needless to say my fat ass had a nice time on the sectional as a couch potato and I am now ready for any game show with alot of current events trivia and I am caught up on all my trash TV and movies released in the last few weeks on DVD.....And I also ate out every treat we had in our cupboards..

Shiny New Crutches
Shiny New Crutches.... A weekend story.... Friday was a good day as I awoke with no hives...it had all cleared up and was gone-- only thing was my hands which didn't have any hives but they were sensitive (kinda like when you give someone a good spanking and your hands feel sensitive)--he he he..... So it was a good day....Until.......I went home and started the blower for a quick blow job as there were so many leaves on the patio and such from these 2 damm Madronna trees in my backyard! Friggen trees sheds in the summertime and drives me bananas! Well I got into a groove and was blowing like a banshee.....Then I sorta got carried away as I was only planning on just getting the patio done as I then climbed up on the roof of the garage to get the gutters done as well which were also overflowing with leaves...Gutters were bone dry so it was easy to blow it out- after I was done it was time to come down from the garage roof.....Well long story short I lost my balance and fell off the roof trying to get down and pretty much just jumped down and landed in the back yard.....at first I just lost my wind.....then I noticed that my heels-which I pretty much used for my landing when I jumped ---went numb.....so I layed there for a moment to catch my breath....then I got up and rolled up the 100 ft extension and put away the blower........I was able to walk but slowly and it was a little painful.....but thought nothing of it......As I consider myself a tough cookie....I then went into the house to take a quick shower........by the time I finished with my shower I noticed my left foot and ankle were swelling... well by then I could hardly walk.....I almost had to be carried out of the shower...


So........ I have not been able to walk AT ALL since Friday night! My ankle and foot swelled and grew to elephantitis proportions on Saturday... So I have been elevating and icing it all weekend...Doing the "RICE" treatment- Rest,Ice,Compress and Elevate.....Thanks Internet......On Sunday the swelling went down a bit and it has gone down considerably more each day but it is black and blue...... and no, I didn't go to the emergency as I refuse to pay about a $1500 emergency bill for them to tell me nothing is broken and then tell me what I have already been doing with the "RICE" treatment.....But I have to admit it is a little scary......But again since I don't have any insurance with this between jobs thing---I am in a pickle... I am so unlucky... I hardly ever use my insurance when I have it-- which has been pretty much all my life and then for a 2 month period that I don't have it with being in between jobs I have all this shit happening! Yikes! though I really don't think I broke anything....I pretty much went online and read up on what I need to be doing.....I was very worried all weekend as It was so swollen and I could not even walk.....but this morning it is better- not great....but better......

So I got some shiny new crutches to hobble around on...... Great deal at the local thrift shop too! only $7.99.....can you imagine what they charge for them at the docs office? I told the husband that there must be allot of crutches in the world that need homes that are disguarded and sure enough he got a bright shiny new set home from out local thrift shop....

I am about to call a clinic to see if I can come in just to get a x ray this afternoon....Everyone at the office and the husband and friends want me to go x ray it just in case...they are nagging me to death........I cant seem to find a clinic to do it for less than $250! Can someone please send a seedling my way for a money tree please?

James Marsden in
Sex Drive
One of my favorite people on this planet- James Marsden....Some pics released of his new movie SEX DRIVE...I guess its in the realm of the movie Super Bad... James make my heart go jump jump jump...I Love this man....

WALMART- More like WAL FART
Wal-Mart mobilizes against Democrats
(Reuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc is mobilizing U.S. store managers to lobby against Democrats in November's presidential election, fearing they will make it easier for workers to unionize, The Wall Street Journal reported on Friday

In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart managers and department heads have been summoned to mandatory meetings at which the retailer stresses the downside for workers if store workers unionize, the paper said.
About a dozen employees who attended meetings in seven states said executives stressed employees would have to pay hefty union dues and get nothing in return, and might have to go on strike without compensation, and warned that unionization could force the company to cut jobs as labor costs rise, the Journal reported.
The Wal-Mart human-resources managers who have run the meetings didn't tell those attending how to vote in the November elections, but made it clear that voting for the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. Barack Obama, would be tantamount to inviting unions in, the Journals said.
Wal-Mart could not be reached immediately for a comment.

This is just another reason to NOT shop at WalMart!